What? Boobies Is Making A Comeback!

I'm hoping that my extended hiatus hasn't caused me to lose any Boobie Chasers. I could give you a list of bullshit completely valid reasons why I've been absent. But why lie? I've been a disconnected, whiny, anti-social bitch. Keeps'n it real.

Anyway, I was trying to ease my way back into the bloggoverse and found Unconscious Mutterings. My mutterings are unconscious, so I thought "why not?"

It's a word association game. They say this method is known for bringing repressed memories to the surface. Should be interesting. Or horrifying. We'll see. 

You know this one. It's the one where your shrink tells you to say the first word that comes to your mind. He says "table." You say "butcher knife" He says "tulips." You says "blood." Maybe that's just at my sessions. But you get the idea, right?

So here are the words. My immediate thought in response.

1. Rental ::  Tux (I seem sane thus far, don't I?)


2. Collapse :: Eminem (If you're an Em fan, you'll get me.)


3. Seismic ::  Sadistic. (Yes. Really.)


4. Barricade ::  Eggs (I'm hungry. Sue me.)


5. Dip ::  I'm drawing a major blank here. (After pondering this one, "thong" came to mind. Soooo....)


6. Teamed ::  Tag (Obvi.)


7. Jeans ::  Booty (Did you know blinged back jean pockets make your badonk look bigger?)


8. Why not? ::  Exactly


9. Honing :: Japan


10. Dough ::  Really 

So what's the jury say? Analyze me & leave a comment with your diagnosis.

P.S. I've missed you!

Ducks Quack & Get Hitched!

When Mr. B proposed to me, we went to the courthouse the next morning and got hitched. I'm sure I've told the story before. My brother & his girlfriend were our witnesses, and I wore hooker boots. Very non-tradish.

I'm insistent that one day we will renew our vows and I'll be wearing this dress. Isn't it gorgeous?

But this post isn't really about me.

My beloved friend Becca, otherwise known as Ducky is trying to win her dream wedding. (Because she's getting hitched to the Irishman, y'all!)

Anyway, David's Bridal will be giving away $2,500 cash to the contest winner. I think Beck deserves to win this. But she has some fierce competition.

So why am I telling you this? Because WE decide who wins. Each day, you can cast your vote for Becca. (You can even read her proposal story. It's very romantic!)

You don't have to register, give your email, promise your firstborn to Satan, OR give a blood sample. You just click THIS LINK & scroll to the vote button.

I think that my Boobie Chasers can put her over the top. What do you think? Can we help my favorite Duck win this?

Dearfoams Review & GIVEAWAY

If you've been hanging around here for a minute, you already know I LOVE the Dearfoams brand. Actually, when I'm at home, I LIVE in my Dearfoams. (Ask anyone who knows me!) I'm wearing a pair as we speak.

I truly can't rave enough about the quality behind the Dearfoams name. I'm up to five pairs now. I can't help it. I'm truly addicted. I really hope they bring the tweed boot AKA my Snooki boots. (You can check that review out HERE. They are my all time fave!)

Sweater Knit Bootie (Available in 3 colors.)

Regular price- $40

Sale price- $30

As you can see, I gifted myself a pair of slippers as a pre-Christmas gift. I'm big on not wearing shoes throughout my house. Do you know how many iffy things your shoes track into your home? A LOT! Dearfoams run true to size and carry both Men's & Women's styles. I've even thrown mine in the washer to freshen them up & they hold up like a good bra. ;)

I'm smitten with them, and as always--they grab my coveted five star seal of approval!

Here are a few other pairs that caught my eye.

Dearfoams was generous enough to let me give away a pair of Dearfoams to TWO of my readers. (You may choose your own style, color, & size-provided they are in stock! SCORE!

To win, simply be a U.S. resident & follow the rafflecopter instructions below. Much luck to everyone who enters!

a Rafflecopter giveaway

Have A Shopping Itch?

In case you missed the newsflash, I'm a business lady now. Not just slinging any kind of product--but a superior one. Scentsy offers top of the line scent warmers, scented wax, bath products, & much more!

Here's a sneak peek of what you can have delivered to your front door:

Amazing Valentine gifts, don't you think?! My favorite Duck is having an online party with me, so if you decide to place an order-we'd love for you to do so under her party. (Hostesses get rewards, so help a sister out!)

I SWEAR by Scenty's products. *I'm particularly obsessed with the Layers line, which includes washer whiffs & dryer disks. My laundry has never smelled so heavenly!

Need help or have questions? Drop me a line @ scentswag@gmail.com.

Last but not least, if you aren't following my Scentsy blog, Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, or Google+ you should get on that. For the love of Boobies....and Scentsy!

Come shop with me at: https://scentswag.scentsy.us. (Alternatively, http://www.scentswag.com will redirect you!)

Back to your regularly scheduled programming!