It's FRIDAY! Okay..so the truth is all the days are the same to me--but this means it's Fawk You Friday. (And who doesn't like to complain sometimes?) So I'd LOVE to see everyone link up to a complaint filled post & share your weekly woes with me! It's okay...you can do this--it's not a bad word. (Alternatively, I would suggest that if the hardcore potty mouth in you wants to take it a step further..to hook up with my foul mothed sista from another mista- CB for her weekly meme...HOWEVER, that little trollop is on her way to California...that place will never be the same when she leaves...but drop by her blog for some f-bombs!)
So here are my whines for this week---brace yourself:
- Fawk You to telemarketers...I know this is your job-but really, do you need to call me before the sun rises, while I'm in the bathroom, or when my son is sleeping? I AM on the do not call list--this apparently means nothing.
- Fawk You to all the mothers on that vile television show Toddlers & Tiaras. I watched two episodes last night and was totally mortified. (I have a whole post lined up about this!) You should be ashamed for what you're putting your kids through...and to the extent you'll go for your kid to get a crown. Okay..off that soap box...because I'll hit you up with my full rant this week.
- Fawk You to the lady at the drive thru at Steak N Shake for acting horrified when I ordered 10 of your 'slider' sandwiches. Have you guys seen those things? They're the size of my nipple. I have 3 kids to feed. Don't judge...I'm not Betty Fawking Crocker.
- Fawk You to the Census people. You have now visited me (waking me out of bed each time) FIVE times to verify that my neighbors abandoned their house. No one has lived in that dump for 2+ years...I've told you this FIVE times...get it through your thick ass heads. Can anyone tell me what this Census crap is really all about. How many people live in your house and what race are you? That's it...if the government doesn't already know---up theirs.
- Fawk You hubby (and not in the way you'd like) for texting me from the crapper to bring you toilet paper. Have some respect....make one of the kids do it next time. :)
That about covers me for the week....how about you?
Link up lovers!
24 comments:
I like the last one, stupid hubby don't you have him trained yet to look before he craps in case there isin't enough toilet paper.
OOH EMM GEE! I watched that pageant crap last night and I know exactly who you are going to rant about. Bigguns' belittling her kid because the stage was backwards or some crap. I wanted to clothesline that bitch! Aren't the census people done yet or is it that one house in your town that is holding up the whole process? LOL
Regarding the census workers...you could do like the crazy lady in Williamson County (Texas). She shot at the census worker.
Haha my husband would rather die than let me see him on the bog thats so funny.
Can i say Fawk you to school holidays or does that make me a bad mum ???
6 weeks off and i'm on count down already x
Are the sliders shaped like nipples as well? mmmm nipple burgers.
Report the telemarketers...there are very strict guidelines as to the hours they are allowed to call.
As for hubby, I would have left him sitting there with a shitty arse. Next time he would check to ensure there was tp in the bathroom. ha
I can't stand that show. I am appalled at how spoiled those kids are. It's horrible. Wanting the kids back in school? No you're not a bad mom. I always felt that way. I'm also on the do not call list. Not a lot of good it does. And lastly, texting from the bathroom is just not acceptable.
Ooh. I totally agree - Fawk you telemarketers & census people!!
OMG, that one about your hubby cracked me up! Let's just say that we haved reached that comfort zone yet and I don't think I want to :)
I hate the telemarketers too! I have 2 that call nearly every day. HELLO...I have caller ID and I am not going to answer the phone. Don't they know of this technology. Some might think, why don't you just answer the phone and tell them not to call. Because...I don't want to talk to them and YES I too am on the do not call list!
hahaha! You always crack me up with these!! I need to start writing mine down throughout the week so I have a good post on Friday. I can't think of anything today :( Happy Friday!
Haley
http://www.mainstream-mommy.blogspot.com
I will be your Betty Fawking Crocker!
This is my first Fawk you Friday and I REALLY needed it! Made me feel much better. Glad I could be a part!
OMG I watched that Toddlers and Tiaras too and it makes me sick! How can you do that to your kids? Wax their eyebrows? Fake teeth? Tanning? dressing them like whores an teaching them to act like skanks!
LMAO @ your hubby!!
Toddlers & Tiaras makes me ILL!!!!
Ya what is the point of the do not call list cause seriously they still do call ya!!!
Can't wait for your post about Toddlers and Tiaras...could punch out my tv watching that one!
Thanks so much for stopping by my blog and commenting. I appreciate it! I love that I have a place to go on Fridays and bitch. My husband thanks you for giving me that outlet.
Michelle
http://pietrosmomma.blogspot.com
Census takers....ridiculous yo. Have a great weekend!
My effin husband does the same damn thing! ASS!
The census guy keeps coming to our door telling us that we need to fill out the census...NO! we already effin filled one out!
I can't watch Toddlers and Tiaras. I get so pissed I want to throw things.
omg!!! That is hilarious!!!! I literally snorted and spewed my drink everywhere when I read your hubby text you from the crapper!!!! Holy CRAP!!! Now if my husband did the text thing, I have no doubt he would do that to me and request more butt wipe.....and yes, make the kids do it!!!!!
What the hell was he thinking! That's what children are for, jeez!!
i love reading these every friday
I'm a new follower from Fawk You Friday...A coupla days later.
You're hysterical! I can't wait to read more!
Lucy's Human
http://lucyshuman.blogspot.com/
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