Thursday, July 29, 2010

Thursday's Friends & Giveaways


Hello dahlings! I love linking up with two awesome chicks on Thursdays for Friends & Giveaways. Making bloggy friends & finding awesome giveaways--can't beat it! So if you're stopping in from Deb or Tammy's...HELLO! :) Bookmark me and visit often..because I have a slew of fabulous giveaways coming up...and I'd like to think I'm pretty funny too!

On a side note--I'm extending the Scarlett Craft Giveaway for another two weeks! I was really disappointed by the turnout. Kat is an amazing lady with a mad cool Etsy Shop. I also have one of her headbands and they are amazing! (I have to fight my daughter for it!) Keep in mind the shoe id tags that I have up for grabs can be used for ANYTHING. I have one clipped on my son's diaper bag. So they are quite multi-functional! So for anyone who enters THIS GIVEAWAY...you can have one additional entry into all of my giveaways for the duration of this contest...just type in SCG for your bonus entries! Make me proud- and go enter!

I'm slowly starting to lose my sanity thanks to Summer vacation with all the kids. The first few weeks having them all home and safe with Mommy was bliss--now I'm seriously thinking about corralling them outside into the dog kennel until a bus comes to pick them up. (I'm kidding, kinda.....no one go call CPS on me!) I've changed my name from Mommy to anything besides Mommy. It's an all day slug fest between my teens with my toddler chasing behind them learning all sorts of expletives. Did I mention they are eating us out of house & home? Perhaps today I'll teach them how to survive off the land-eating twigs & berries...hmmm.

The husband unit works constantly. (Lucky ass..) So he gets to avoid most of the mayhem-and naturally the moment he comes in from work, the children all turn into these perfect little saints sitting in a row holding hands. POSERS, I say! It's all for the best that he isn't on Summer break too. The other evening, I was standing in the kitchen and got a text. Mind you the husband unit was supposed to be spending time with The Boss, our toddler. The text was from my husband and said "Where's The Boss?" I instantly go into panic mode. Aren't YOU supposed to be watching him? Typical-I parouse the house and find The Boss attacking one of the older children playing nicely in another room. Back to the kitchen I go and quickly another text. "Can you bring me some shit paper? I'm in the bathroom." Seriously--my husband texted me from the bathroom requesting t.p. And in such a classy & dignified manner, might I add. What has this world come to I say?
Obvi, this isn't my husband..but he has been known to do a myriad of things via the can. Way to multi-task Babe!

Enough of my rambling....Want to get in on the Thursday's Friends & Giveaways action? Go visit Deb or Tammy to link up!

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10 comments:

Menopausal New Mom said...

Thanks for linking up with us today and posting our cute button :)

Carrie said...

Holy crap (pun intended) I'm dying laughing over the shit paper text. Cuz that is sooooo something my hubs would do.

Tammy said...

I so agree about the eating everything in the house...I have almost cleaned out both freezers! lol! Kind of feels good. We don't start up until the 8th of September so I still have awhile...

Thanks for the love today girl...going to go over and enter your giveaway...I love that headband by the way...I am going to try and run my 1st 5K in October...my big goal! Might be buying one of those from her.

Mass Hole Mommy said...

I hear ya sistah...your post made me want to go kick back a few!

Daisygirl said...

Happy Thursday!

Oh I'm dying because I have received a text from the toilet as well....ya my hubman plays the stupid bejewled game on the shitter! So he always has his phone!

School starts here next week...I will be celebrating Wednesday!

Just Me said...

I have to agree about how hilarious the texting for tp is. I keep chuckling. (I'm not a giggler.) Hang in there. You know how awesome my daughter is, but I was always ecstatic when school started again.

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

Yeah. I'm thinking about getting a job, outside the home, so I can avoid the kids like my husband does.

blueviolet said...

He texted? And then spelled out shit paper instead of the shorter TP?

What a load of crap!

Big Mama Cass said...

I can't even get my husband to take his phone with him when he leaves the house! How the hell do you get yours to take his to the toilet?!?! HAHAHAHAH! :)

CeeCardoza said...

Totally hilarious! I think my husband is helpless. He will ask me stupid ass questions like "why isn't there any soda in the fridge." I tell him because he drank it all and didn't put more in. I don't drink soda and I am not going to monitor his drinking of it. What a tard.

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