Fawk You (not a profanity) Friday is my little brain child--A therapeutic way to whine, rant, complain, piss & moan about anything that's bothering you. Each Friday, I'll have a new linky up....I'd love to see everyone throw a finger in the air each week with me! Feel offended by my bird flying image? You don't have to use it--link me to a post of yours where you just want to share your rage!
- Fawk You to the cost of everything. I have spent roughly $800 getting my two older kids ready for back to school. Between clothes, books, & school supplies--I've managed to run through cash like I'm Oprah in a matter of days.
- Fawk you to this miserable heat. Sweating *unless you're a gorgeous guy doing yard work...is NOT sexy. I'm sick of stepping out the door and instantly looking like a cracked out 'working girl' coming off a bad shift.
- Fawk You to my breast augmentation for putting me out of swimming commission at the hottest time of the year. Whaaaaaaaa!
- Fawk You to the fall leaves already dropping into my pool like dead flies. (Oh well, not like I can swim anyway.)
- Fawk You to Discover Card for having an online website that allows my husband to see what I'm spending and where.
- Fawk You to my other personality, Lola-who spends money like it grows on trees-causing my husband to check the Discover balance, hence getting me into trouble.
- Fawk You to the USPS for delivering JUST the cover of my Parents Magazine (yeah, I read Parents..how do ya like that?) in a sealed bag that said "We Care" on the back of it. You are so lucky this wasn't my
bibleStar Magazine. - Fawk You to my kids' school for their dress code. No rips allowed in jeans...have you tried to find jeans without rips in them recently? Shorts must reach below the finger tips when placed at your sides. While I can see you don't want ass hanging out, this rule of thumb (or fingertip rather) is ignorant. Because some girls have really long arms...Just give them uniforms and spare me the agony already!
- Fawk You Big Brother, for letting my two faves be on the block this week. You suck!
- Fawk You to THIS story as well as THIS one. You have unleashed my hypochondria. (PS-the first story is disgusting..just a fair warning!)
What about you? What has your panties in a wad this week? Scroll all the way down under my 30 Days Of Truth to link up! I promise to come visit!
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30 Days Of Truth-
Day 04 → Something you have to forgive someone for.
Oddly enough-I really can't say I need to forgive anyone for anything. I think this really just comes with finding such inner peace and living inside this magnificent bubble that I call my world. I won't let someone have this kind of power over me. Next question!!
12 comments:
This heat is killing me. We haven't finished bts shopping, but DANG, that is a lot of $$$!
I'll say FAWK YOU to the craziness of summer, which causes me to never be able to get done the things I want to get done. Can't keep up with all my kids' activities, can't even keep up with reading blogs. :(
I'm joining you this week. FAWK YOU to this heat as well. Its killing me.
Ughh..sucks you can't go swimming yet, but just keep in mind when you do, you will be super HOT with your new Ta-ta's in your bikini!!!!! And yes Fawk the internet for snitching on you!!
FAWK you to the heat for sure! My upstairs cannot seem to cool off for some reason so I am constantly running our ceiling fans and running up the electric bill.
And as for that bug thing, I swear I almost vomitted. Now I am going to freak whenever I get a bug bite!
We have uniforms at school. It is super nice because you don't have to worry about trying to find trendy clothes or anything like that..plus mine are only in K and 4th this year so their clothes are still pretty inexpensive. But school supplies are ridiculous! My son had to have a Trapper Keeper! Those bitches were $10 and that was for the generic one!!!
Fawk the politics at my job. It's just embarrassing when Nepolianic men rule by ego.
Woo! Stupid boobies!
UGH, This heat is a bitch, Doe sit really hae to be 117 degree index!!???! Really mother nature?! Shit aint funny, knock it off. Also, I feel for you about the pool thing! If it makes you feel any better, its so hot anyways, it literally feels like bath water. Not too refreshing. And I feel like I rambled a TON with my Day 4. Yours was short and mine, wow, but it was good. ::Kristin::
OMG! I have this fear of eating seeds and having them sprout...I probably shouldn't have read that last one!! Don't even get me started on the itching I am feeling right now!
UHG! School shopping. And then I just had to write a check to each teacher for the supplies and fees that weren't on the list?!
oh I'm linking this week baby!!!
I know I am gonna sprout like a billion mad wrinkles when I have 3 kids all in school....stuff is freakin expensive!!!
With ya on the heat seriously my hair is a mess and my face is melting!
I read Parents too...don't tell anyone!!! ;)
Happy Friday the 13th!!!!
Oh no! You can't swim!? That sucks!
How long does that last for? Because at some point I may want mine done and I don't want to not be able to swim. It is SO DAMN HOT here too!
LMAO @ your Parent's Magazine!!!!!!
sorry to hear about your sore boobies! maybe you can inflate a kiddies paddling pool and just sit in it up to the waist?
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