Are you ready for the most wonderful hop of the week? Of course you are!! It's time for Fawk You Friday...lovingly hosted by yours truly and my partner in crime Christy--from the newly named blog, My Mad Mind.
For those of you who are just tuning in--Fawk You Friday is simple. You share with us your rants/complaints/whines/moans/groans...well, you get the picture...you link them up and let everyone share your pain. Easy enough, right?
Feel free to grab our button, (who we HEAR is offensive to a lot of people) or use your own...we really don't fawking care. We just want to hear who or what pissed on your parade this week.
Now that we have that we've addressed the formalities...let me share my Fawk Yous for this week.
Fawk You to my dentist...if it isn't bad enough that I'd rather have a toe amputated than to come there--we always seem to have a problem after every procedure. This whole 'waiting it out' theory of yours doesn't seem very professional. I've concluded that you're the one huffing all the gas, hence why you won't let me have it when I come there. You're about to be fawking replaced...aight?
Fawk You to vomiting. Yeah--I said it. Puking is as bad as going to the dentist...unless you're barfing AT the dentist...then things really can't get much worse. I did however find out that if you throw up, it will cure hiccups. Who knew?
Fawk You to the unnamed ex-friend of Teenie Queenie who has all of a sudden decided you don't want to be her friend. Don't get it twisted, she'll be just fine without you. But your petty attempt to bully her because you're bigger and louder (and quite frankly scary looking) is really janktastic. You should be ashamed that you're treating her like this...when you didn't have a friend in the world, she was there for you. (Because she's awesome like that.) Your loss. So when you pray to your dark, gothic God tonight--thank him that I'm not under 18. Because I'd rip the eleventy-million piercings from your face and show you what self-inflicted pain really feels like. I can say this and not feel guilty..because when you fawk with the fam--all bets are off.
That'll be all this go-round. Because I feel like fawk tonight and just want to crawl in bed and watch Bad Girls Club. :) Have a rockin' weekend Boobie Chasers! Smooches! XO
16 comments:
You don't mess with Boobies Babies. Tell Miss Queenie, from another mama who doesn't let crap touch her own kids. she is just fine without someone like that.
Holy shit.. I've never been this far up in the linky before!!
And seriously, I think you should kick the little bitch's ass anyway.
lmao @ the vomiting curing hiccups.. while i didn't know this, i most definitely will not be shoving my finger down my throat to try it! ROFL!!!
totally with you on the dentist. *shudders*
The girl is just jealous, show Teenie how to trip her, grab her by the bangs and just fire on her face if need be. I could video call or vlog this you show you what I mean.. (sorry I'm not good w/ givin advice) but she would know how defend herself.
Really though you tell Teenie she isnt to take shit from no one.
I wanted to say FUCK YOU DEBBIE..lmfao
I'll trade you dentists. I had to have work done this week. I needed three shots, on right above a front tooth. She was so gentle, I never felt a thing. I thanked her, and told her that. The second shot I felt it, but not bad. I told her she was really gentle. I kid you not she jabbed me as hard as she could with the third shot. I think she wanted it to hurt. What is it with dentists?
Totally agree on the vomiting and Teenie Queenie is so better off w/o a goth friend they'll just depress the hell out of you. oh and their music sucks, well some of it anyway.
i live for your fawk you fridays. i so hear ya. DON'T MESS WITH THE FAMILY!!! blessing in disguise for TQ. who needs goth anyway. glamour is by far better!
dentists.... guess it's a life time love / hate romance. tho i lost all my teeth very young and have had dentures ever since. well worth it too. i think my poor granddaughter will have teeth problems as she's only 5 and already has 5 teeth capped! bummer
puking... have to take the teeth out to puke - which - fortunately is very rarely - if ever. now that's NOT fun - but way better than puking them up and out - lol.
are you lyao yet??? have a fabulous weekend, my dear funny friend.
Ugh, why are little girls so bitchy? I think you should fight her, or at least fighter her Mom. You mess with my kid, and I will mess with your face!!!
I gotta say I think most of us would look the other way if you went after that little twit. Somoe of us may even have suggestions :)
Love it!!!!! Go get'em!!!!
Sometimes I like to Vomit. Especially after Thanksgiving. Huffing gas? Classic line Boobs.
Now we know why the girl has no friends. She finally gets one and goes psycho on her. Teenie Queenie doesn't need toxic relationships like that.
Kids are so mean. I can't stand it. Sounds like your daughter is better off without this gal.
Holy Boobies Batman! More evil Dentist? He sounds like Mami's dentist when she was pregant. He was pretty evil and did a good job traumatizing her(time for a cockpunching)
Either hes really huffing all the gas(which had me laughing myself) or he as much a dentist as Dr Giggles himself(minus the serial murder and all).
Sad face for Teenie Queenie, she likes NOFX so shes gotta be rad! Her ex friend is a whore, thats right I called teenage child a whore! Rawr!
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They better stop messing with that girl! I will get her!
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