Yay! It's Friday again! You guys know what that means...First order of business--you're linking up with myself and Christy @ My Mad Mind for FAWK YOU FRIDAY. The 'rules' are simple. You share your rants and complaints with us. We encourage you to use our button, but feel free to use your own if you'd rather. You don't have to say 'fawk.' You can make up your own word...or feel free to use the real deal. We don't offend easily. So do your thang!
Fawk you to the mean mugging kid we passed on The Boss's walk yesterday. Fortunately for my little guy's street cred...he had the good know how to turn to the kid as we passed him, stick out his tongue, & fly his own bird. (Fortunately for ME, The Boss flipped him the index finger. Close call.)
Fawk you to my teenagers...(NOT our dapper, finger flying button Guy) for attempting to teach The Boss sign language in the first place.
Fawk you Spring Break....the days are long, the kids are loud, the house is harder to keep clean, and I have to watch Spiderman on repeat all.day.long. However...the hours of enjoyment you've brought to me at the family's expense has been wonderful. Like last night, when Teenie Queenie & The Boss graffiti'd Middle Man's face as he slept...I know I shouldn't have let you sleep the rest of the night like that and look at you straight faced this morning...someday when you have your own kids, you'll understand.
Fawk you to my inability to stay physically active. I go hard for a while, burn out, and crash...(The crashing part lasts most of the year.) So yesterday-I hit things hard and started my morning with a 5 mile jog on the elliptical...I topped that by vomiting in the shower immediately after, because I'm clearly as fit as at least one lady in your local nursing home. To redeem myself, I ran...for 2 miles chasing The Boss in his hot wheels truck. Okay, not really-because I made Mr. Boobies...but I sprinted a little bit here and there. (My boobs weren't meant for jogging...clearly. I was just sparing the neighborhood children by walking briskly.)
Finally, Fawk you to Steph. For luring me into your Mark shop and making me a junkie. My closet and makeup collection however, thank you!
So what do you guys have? Bad date? Mouthy kids? Maxed out credit card? In laws? Share 'em!
Alas...I can't call it a successful fawk if I don't follow it up with a shoegasm, right? So I'm doing double duty today by linking up with Terri @ Peace Love Applesauce for.......
I present to you...the Lady Glitter Slingback in gold by the ahhhhhh-mazing Christian Louboutin.
And guess what...for a mere $895, you can get yours at Bergdorf Goodman. That's currently the same establishment I'd like to be laid to rest in. However, if you can't drop that kind of cash....(and if you can, call me!) I did find some reasonable glittery alternatives.
This is the Steve Madden 'Snobbie' Sandal Gold Fabric. You can get these at Nordstrom for $65.90. (And they have them in black glitter also!)
And because I totally rock at finding shoe deals..I can take it a step further:
These are only $35.90 at UrbanOg.com, which is my latest amazing discovery!
So it was good for me...was it good for you!? ;) Happy Friday!
19 comments:
What up, Boobs! Those sling backs are freaking HAWT!
OMG, the 2nd pair of shoes... LOVE!
I'd like to say FAWK YOU to the nasty stomach virus making its way around my house.
Those are some freakin awesome shoes!!!!!!! Like the different prices, cause no one in HELL could I explain to the hubby why I had to buy the first pair, $895, WTH!!
ah I so say Fawk you spring break I felt like I could never keep up!
The shoes total killer! You are such a bad influence for me! ;)
Love it!
Happy Freakin Friday babe!
I say Fawk You to Spring Break too!
Those shoes are all adorable. If I wore any of them, however, my back would revolt and I would be in bed with a heating pad for three days afterwords.
My Fawk You Friday is up!
I think we need t inspire each other into getting active, I've lost it. blah.
But the shoes, hot, hot and hot!
See I love the shoes, however my boobs will not allow me that kind of height and the ability to still remain upright. BWHAHAH on lil one flipping a pretend bird. Priceless...
We are not in spring break yet. Ours happens Easter weekend..
Going to do my Fawk you now..
Gosh I want them Fawking awesome!
I totally feel your pain on the exercise. I started using the Wii Fit again and my body is hollering. My stomach, back, and thighs are not happy with me, but I keep telling myself it's worth it. At least I hope...
I just see things and think of you! I'm assuming the kids are on spring break here because upstairs has been exceptionally loud lately!
The Steve Maddens!!!! I'm drooling!!!
Thanks for joining in, happy weekend!!
Woah! I need to check out this UrbanOg.com site! That is a great price for shoes!
FU to the hubs car. He called this morning and said that the car won't start. Grr... So he was waiting for a tow truck.
lol @ the boobs arent made for running. i agree. there is no way in hell you will catch me running. boobs!
ps. mark makeup. i havent tried it. i guess once i can open my huge bin of makeup again, i'll have to check it out =]
I wish I could wear heels cause those are awesome. I can barely walk in tennis shoes without falling (lol) I know I would break something wearing heels!
I would so love to see a pic of Middle Man's face, that is too funny!
You crack me up, funny post! I love the little Boss :-)
Hey Boobies!
Just wanted to know that since you're so incredibly awesome, and you have tits almost as nice as mine,I decided to give you an award! You can find it here:
http://alturl.com/3z2ok
Love your blog, and you always have me cracking up! And okay...maybe your tatas are better than mine,too!
Brandy
http://www.NewlyCrunchyMamaOf3.com
Oops, wanted *you* to know...I can't type..It's late and I haven't slept yet!
LOL, I gotta tell ya' the shoegasm didn't do much for me. Loved the Fawk You Friday. I may do that next week (I already wrote my Friday post before I read yours). Also, related to shoegasm, in a rap song my son listens too a line goes, "She said her feet are killing her, I call that shoe-icide."
Hey sweets! Those shoes are HOT! I've linked you up for Spotlight Saturday HERE as one of my fave blogs! HUGS!!
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