Just when I think my five year old has said it all...he proves me wrong.
Yesterday evening, The Boss approaches me out of nowhere. He was mean mugging, so I assumed that one of his siblings weren't dancing like the puppets he expects them to.
The reality was, he was there to inform me of a condition he's suffering from.
The Boss: "Mom, I have an anger disodor." (No folks, he didn't say DISORDER, he said DIS-ODOR.)
Me: "A disodor, huh? Sounds serious."
The Boss: "Yep. That's why you really need to not make me angry. Because this disodor makes me really angry. So try not to do that, okay?"
Genius, I say.
13 comments:
Me: "A disodor, huh? Sounds serious."
This line made me laugh so much and I'm not even sure why, it's so sarky, it's just pretty much perfect. The boss sounds like such a cool kid haha!
roflmbo... I love this. I think anytime a kid mispronounces something can be comical.. he is such a cutie though and yeah mom don't make him angry
Disodor, that does sound serious! Haha he is too cute :)
Yikes!!! I hear that anger disodor is the worst disodor of all!! Ha ha he is so cute!!
Sure wish directives worked liked that in real life. Mayhaps I could borrow him? He could talk to the smarmy principal on my behalf. :)
Hahaha watch out for him. LOL.
Hehe! Awww, what a little cutie pie ^.^
I would have had such a hard time not busting a gut right then and there. LOL
I don't believe that sweet little face could ever be angry! haha
Have I told you lately that I love that kid?!? He reminds me SO much of Colin!
xoxo
Hahaha, he's so funny. He's not a hypochondriac too, is he? ;)
direct and to the point...
I like this kid
I need to use that one at work. Or hang up a sign that says "watch out for my anger disoder"
Oh, no! A disodor! That's terrible. LOL
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