In case you didn't know, November is my birthday month. (Holla, Scorpios!) Anyway, this isn't about it. Well, a third of it is about me. Because Becca, Carrie, & I are hosting a Holiday Gift Guide for all of our loyal readers. There will TONS of prizes, people. TONS.
See. We are button official.
I've been a really, really bad blog friend. (And an equally bad blogger.) Last month, my Middle Man left the state to live with his biological father. But that's a gut wrenching convo to be had at another time. I have a doctor's appointment in a couple hours and don't want to go with post-cry eyes.
I miss him.
A lot.
What else can I talk about? Oh. Mr. Boobies had to leave last week & was gone for a few days. This is the advice he gives me:
(He's the white, I'm the blue.)
For the record, I didn't follow any of his rules. The Boss was left second in command. He's five, so that worked out well. He slept on Mr. B's side of the bed, you know..."in case a robber" were to come. He also said ice cream was acceptable for dinner. Who was I to argue? He IS The Boss.
Did I tell you that Teenie Queenie (who will be 16 in less than two months) pierced her own nose, without permission, in the privacy of her super sterile bedroom? Yep.
When she wears the teeeeeny tiny diamond stud, I can deal. But often times, she insists on this big ass hoop. I don't like it. On the other hand, she's so gorgeous she makes it work. That's my girl. Beautifully defiant.
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That's all I've got for now. Don't break up with me! I love my Boobie Chasers!
10 comments:
LOL love Mr. Boobies rules!!!
Yes ice cream is acceptable for dinner, yum :)
Your husband is so funny Boobies, it's so cool to get a good update on your life like this even if things haven't all been good, you have to love your daughter for doing a bit of old fashioned revolting. I'm once again sorry to hear about your son and like always just hope for a peaceful solution to the problem, I'm going to make it my top priority to follow that Scentsy Twitter now!
got love Mr. boobies rules and wow go Teen Queen for be that brave i would have wussed out but she does wear it well simply beautiful
When I was 15 I pierced my belly button. With a safety pin. I ran a lighter over it first! Hahaha
HE WENT TO LIVE WITH HIS DADDY? Oh no. I hope you're dealing well with that. He'll come back.
Louie slobber? Niiiice. lol
She is very gorgeous even WITH a stupid nose ring! I never did the nose or navel piercing. Am I too old now?
Don't answer that.
Thanks for linking up, Lovie!
Awww bummer about your Middle Man... :(
Yay for November birthdays! Little Dude will be 5 on Friday, and Princess Nagger will be 10 on the 15th. November ROCKS! Of course not quite as much as December does, since that's my birthday month. ;)
Mr. Boobies advice cracked me up!! And I love he left the 5 year old in charge. ;)
Your Teenie Queenie does wear the nose ring well. I got mine pierced only a few years ago (even though I'm way past teen years. ;)
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I look forward to the gift guide event. Sorry to hear about the deal with your middle son. Hope it all turns out well. At least she sports the nose ring well.
You and Mr Boobies are just too cute together. He wants you in a burqa because he thinks you're smokin...Irishman and I have convos about pickles, farts equal to sonic booms and strap ons.
Not nearly as cute.
I always wanted a nose ring.
Yeah your daughter and my son are so much alike. He pierces things at home as well only he isn't as lucky.Every time he does it he gets a massive infection.. stupid boys. The texts crack me up, I can never picture you dressing frumpy lol.
omg, I can't believe she pierced her own nose. ouch, ouch. Just thinking about it is making me hurt. But then again, look at who her mother is..........
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