Divine Interventions Sex Toys - Buddha's Delight GIVEAWAY!

Let's just get this out of the way before anyone calls me Satan or has a coronary. This post contains adult subject matter. If Blasphemy isn't your cup of tea-please, please exit to your left immediately! All right, who's still with me? 

No stranger am I to the sex toy world. You guys know it. My Mom knows it, my mailman is probably even onto me at this point. It's all good. That's how I roll. 

When a friend of mine told me that I HAD to own a toy called the Jackhammer Jesus, I nearly choked. Yes, my friends. We are talking about faith inspired, religious sex toys.  We may all catch fire at any moment. For those of you not afraid to take a walk on the wild side, click below to continue with me. There's a prize involved. ;)



All of Divine Interventions toys are made from 100% silicone. I think we all know how much I support silicone. Anyway, not to get sidetracked. Said friend of mine raved about her Jesus Jackhammer. So I did what anyone would do. I googled it.

 Jesus was a carpenter, now he’s the powertool.
He’s the baddest and the best in all of Nazareth.
The Jackhammer Jesus has just one safety rule:

Feet first, feet first, not the head, ya fool.

~Excerpt from D.I.

Is everyone still breathing? Yes. It is a dildo with Jesus on it. For $65 you can choose your favorite color & be in bed with you know who as quick as the delivery box shows up at your door. But I just couldn't pull the trigger on it. 

However, something else caught my eye while I was browsing http://divine-interventions.com. 

Let me introduce you to Buddha's Delight:

You guessed it. Buddha is also a silicone dildo. He's not just spiritual, but well endowed to boot. Here are the product specs:

8 inches high
2 1/4 inches diameter
High quality silicone
$59.00 

I'm thinking you could probably find Nirvana with him. He is available in two colors.

I wish I had the time to showcase each item, but I don't. So you'll have to go check it out for yourself, should you dare. *Insert scary music here.

Anyway enlightenment, I reached out to Nigel at Divine Interventions & told him that I thought Buddha was pretty bad ass. Then I asked him if I could get one to give away to one of my loyal readers. Not only did he say absolutely, but he's throwing in some Holy Water Lube to boot!

I know my readers and your requests to me do not fall onto deaf ears. You've been asking for something naughty and I'm delivering. It doesn't get any kinkier than this. So who's down to win?

To enter you MUST be a resident of the United States, be 18 years or older, & be a little freaky. ;)
Please use Rafflecopter to enter. Much luck to you all!

a Rafflecopter giveaway