Sometimes I Go Spam Diving

Sometimes when I'm bored or feeling particularly stabby, I search my spam folder for people to let out my aggressions on. (It's very therapeutic. I suggest you all try it at least once!)

Found this little nugget today:

This one comes in from my faux ex-boyfriend, James.

"you really got the guts to break up with me over email bitch
tell you what ! I just made a nice compilation of your/our best scenes and put it up for download on (insert virus ridden link here.)

"oh and btw: this email juz went out to your parents i bet they didn't know you're into dirty stuff like this
Cheers!
Your ex bf"

Okay, I couldn't resist. I had to reply back to James. Here's what I told the boyfriend I never had.

Oh James,

I had no idea that breaking up with you would cause you to do such hurtful things to me in retaliation. I'm almost hurt.

I only broke up with you via email because I couldn't bear to see the hurt in your eyes when I told you that I can no longer have sex with that miniscule penis of yours.

I do hope that you cut the video so that others won't be subjected to that whole 2 inches of man meat & stayed focused on my my incredibly hot body instead.

Thanks for forwarding this on to Mom & Dad. They always knew I wanted to be a porn star. I can only hope this shoots me into Kardashian level celeb status.

Smooches!

Do you guys ever do this for fun, or is it just me?